Really Boring Double-dating

My letter sweater glows like sparkling deodorant.
Listen!
The galleria’s makeup!
Gag me with a spoon!

My homework erupts with the pleasure of radical Clearsil.
My Porsche spews forth voluptuous agony.
Mommy quivers like my training bra’s chewing gum.
Oh, how my retainer gets grounded for the prom’s ecstasy!

The Moon’s Oysters

The sunset calls forth my love’s outhouses.
Dang!
The desert shines like fermented dew drops.
Cool!

A wanderer blows bubbles in well-deserved agony.
Might not the wind dance to studious volcanoes?
A wet cave quivers in Eternity’s water.
Will the moon weep with the bananas of luscious rapture?

Courtesy of http://www.jelks.nu/poetry/dom/

Love Under the StormClouds

Waiting alone in the full knowledge that her fate was now sealed, with the shouts of the street hawkers wafting in from outside, the softly-sobbing Clarissa thought once more of Stanley de la Fourchette d’Or, the bold bandito who had been so gentle in her arms. He was now, according to his scheming partner, Reg, drinking himself to death in the company of the hateful Luiz.

Then came a sudden clatter of hooves, and she gasped. He was here! “All I have is yours, beloved!” he said in his halting Spanish, tilting her oval face up to meet his lips, and as he dabbed at her tears with the handkerchief she herself had made for him, she vowed never again to do anything spiteful, foolish or immature.

Here are just a few lines from the generator.

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orchestrate extensible bandwidth
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These work great when you want to seem intelligent, but for some reason the light bulb has blown.

The sunset lingers in velvet agony.
The desert blows bubbles in the delight of studious sorrow.
A wet cave bathes in steaming volcanoes.
Might not the wind quiver in black knowledge.

I have to say this is one good random poetry generator.  It gives you options on what words to use, such as subject, action, modifier, and object (there are already some there by default of course) along with options on expletives, lead-ins, when these appear, and even how many lines and verses.  Check it out here.  There will be many posts dedicated to this generator.

From the wonderful poetry generator at LanguageIsAVirus

traveled dream defines thinly, 
stout light sighs dazzlingly, 
concrete dope overflows uncomfortably, 
throbbing rider craves blankly, 
plastic sheep craves thinly, 
throbbing entry shrieks dimly, 
agnostic entry entombs completely, 
uniform life sighs caressingly, 
broken concubine crashes immortally, 
broken language defers caressingly, 
aggressive agitation capitulates abruptly, 
tribal laundromat falls completely, 
gray coma entombs undesirably, 
concrete concubine concocts triumphantly, 
stout coma concocts awfully, 
boastful creationism craves immortally, 
concrete vowel crashes expectantly, 
baleful language defies completely, 
perfect street sighs finally, 
uniform body languishes sleeplessly