Random Romance…Hurray!!!

There’s nothing like a random romance story.  This story courtesy of Romance Writer.

Love Under the StormClouds

Waiting alone in the full knowledge that her fate was now sealed, with the shouts of the street hawkers wafting in from outside, the softly-sobbing Clarissa thought once more of Stanley de la Fourchette d’Or, the bold bandito who had been so gentle in her arms. He was now, according to his scheming partner, Reg, drinking himself to death in the company of the hateful Luiz.

Then came a sudden clatter of hooves, and she gasped. He was here! “All I have is yours, beloved!” he said in his halting Spanish, tilting her oval face up to meet his lips, and as he dabbed at her tears with the handkerchief she herself had made for him, she vowed never again to do anything spiteful, foolish or immature.

Poor Amy

Amy was friends with her mum on a passenger jet and got 1st degree burns because she felt like it and a heated argument arose which upset everybody, she made a run for it and while wearing her lucky backpack she got the guy, the treasure and a nasty rash.

Poor People

Carolyn discovered a sexy model in Iceland during a hail storm very happily and decided to sleep it off. Then Carolyn ran around like a lunatic, she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and to the disappointment of some she got promoted to field marshal.

Barry almost got killed by his mum in an icy cave during an important business meeting but it was all an accident and decided to sleep it off. Then Barry ran around like a psycho, he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and as he nearly gave up all hope he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries.
 

Aaron discovered Fat Bastard on an ironing board and got banished from the country feeling very foolish and chased a bunny which caused an avalanche, he stole a car and to the surprise of the audience he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 11 years in prison.

Story of Bob

You know I had to do it again…

Bob went swimming with a wild dog down the back of Galston High during the third world war on purpose and banged his head on a wall which made him cry, he stole a car and as he nearly gave up all hope he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a rock.

The Story of Crystal

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Crystal got a letter bomb from a wild dog on a passenger jet and went around killing rats with a jackhammer very happily and went for a long walk through the park. Then Crystal ran around like a lunatic, she jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and with her last ounce of strength she defeated her enemy and the world was safe again… but for how long?