Another random poem from http://www.jelks.nu/poetry/dom/
Really Boring Double-dating
My letter sweater glows like sparkling deodorant.
Listen!
The galleria’s makeup!
Gag me with a spoon!
My homework erupts with the pleasure of radical Clearsil.
My Porsche spews forth voluptuous agony.
Mommy quivers like my training bra’s chewing gum.
Oh, how my retainer gets grounded for the prom’s ecstasy!