Another random poem from http://www.jelks.nu/poetry/dom/
Really Boring Double-dating
My letter sweater glows like sparkling deodorant.
Listen!
The galleria’s makeup!
Gag me with a spoon!
My homework erupts with the pleasure of radical Clearsil.
My Porsche spews forth voluptuous agony.
Mommy quivers like my training bra’s chewing gum.
Oh, how my retainer gets grounded for the prom’s ecstasy!
With a title like that you know it’s gonna be good 
The Moon’s Oysters
The sunset calls forth my love’s outhouses.
Dang!
The desert shines like fermented dew drops.
Cool!
A wanderer blows bubbles in well-deserved agony.
Might not the wind dance to studious volcanoes?
A wet cave quivers in Eternity’s water.
Will the moon weep with the bananas of luscious rapture?
Courtesy of http://www.jelks.nu/poetry/dom/
Okay, this is definitely unique. I always wondered where people in the office came up with some of the BS they used in meetings. Now I know. Check out the BS generator at http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
Here are just a few lines from the generator.
facilitate seamless synergies
orchestrate extensible bandwidth
synergize ubiquitous action-items
These work great when you want to seem intelligent, but for some reason the light bulb has blown.
Heaven dances to well deserved outhouses.
Barren laughter!
Fermented oysters!
The ocean holds meetings on reflective ecstasy.
The sunset lingers in velvet agony.
The desert blows bubbles in the delight of studious sorrow.
A wet cave bathes in steaming volcanoes.
Might not the wind quiver in black knowledge.
I have to say this is one good random poetry generator. It gives you options on what words to use, such as subject, action, modifier, and object (there are already some there by default of course) along with options on expletives, lead-ins, when these appear, and even how many lines and verses. Check it out here. There will be many posts dedicated to this generator.
Sinful and sticky beyond the tomb
You battle dazzling lights within the vapors
Repent! The stink has gone
All blue near the dream
You transform odorous tomb stones on the land
Ahhh! The bastard will be born
Totally dull above the sea
We violate heavy vampires beneath the tomb
Word! The twilight is vanishing
wary nameless
on the edge of the world
a sense of danger
In whose heart
the hero
take another road
all through his life
From the wonderful poetry generator at LanguageIsAVirus
feeling trapped and scared
surrounded by high chain fences
the key out of reach
Don’t ask. This is yet another random generator I found. http://www.geocities.com/sherry_a_nelson/poem.html
I like the idea even if it is rather different.
traveled dream defines thinly,
stout light sighs dazzlingly,
concrete dope overflows uncomfortably,
throbbing rider craves blankly,
plastic sheep craves thinly,
throbbing entry shrieks dimly,
agnostic entry entombs completely,
uniform life sighs caressingly,
broken concubine crashes immortally,
broken language defers caressingly,
aggressive agitation capitulates abruptly,
tribal laundromat falls completely,
gray coma entombs undesirably,
concrete concubine concocts triumphantly,
stout coma concocts awfully,
boastful creationism craves immortally,
concrete vowel crashes expectantly,
baleful language defies completely,
perfect street sighs finally,
uniform body languishes sleeplessly
sweet sun of the earth
lulled to a blissful slumber
moon watching over
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